Friday, January 25, 2008

Ten Best Things About Being Single

You just came back from the holidays hanging out with family with a lot of grief about being single. It can be tough around married family and friends as we tend to be a “couples” society. Don’t feel down because you are by yourself. Remember, there are advantages to being single:

1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends
2. You can stay out all night if you want.
3. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself and you can stay up as late as you want.
4. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, “Who are you looking at?”
5. You can make your own decisions without conferring with a partner
6. You have no one to clean up after, unless you have a pet.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you’re a man, or permanently down if you’re a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do…and actually do them without compromising whether it’s about where you are going on vacation or which club you will join.
9. You can listen to your favorite tunes in the car and in your house.
10. You control the remote.

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